tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post6253313845013223064..comments2018-04-02T10:59:25.995-07:00Comments on 30 is the new 13: The solution to homelessness? Mansions! (Duh!)Sadahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-82254853591397259242010-05-17T00:26:32.387-07:002010-05-17T00:26:32.387-07:00Oh em gee!
Your blog has me laughing SO hard! My s...Oh em gee!<br />Your blog has me laughing SO hard! My stomach is starting to hurt!<br />Me and my friends actually started playing MASH in 5th grade and then we got addicted to DJ MASH IT which I think was Dump, Jail, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House, Igloo, and Teepee.<br />And the rule was that you could pick 3 items on the list and everybody else picked a crappy 4th option.<br />Now I have Sabrinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-6537580729025761652008-11-18T16:20:00.000-08:002008-11-18T16:20:00.000-08:00What's sad is I never played MASH until I was in h...What's sad is I never played MASH until I was in high school....Deathycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00832640277640636693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-29632487806141391652008-08-07T00:35:00.000-07:002008-08-07T00:35:00.000-07:00I love your blog - I stumbled over here from Dairi...I love your blog - I stumbled over here from Dairi Burger and holy crap you made me laugh. I've gotten one of my guy friends onto it and he thinks you are genius.<BR/><BR/>I am Australian and loved your spelling of my country :D In my home town we played MASH but it was called MATCH - Mansion, Attic, Toilet, Cottage, House. Best game ever. We also had the percentage game where you used the Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-65006611121102908332008-08-02T14:42:00.000-07:002008-08-02T14:42:00.000-07:00Guilt trips work!Guilt trips work!genieruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11895268255776569515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-43078511081173353002008-08-01T11:00:00.000-07:002008-08-01T11:00:00.000-07:00Stylie! Actually, I kind of liked thinking they ha...Stylie! Actually, I kind of liked thinking they had white coaches in their living room. I was alternately picturing handbags and Cinderella-style transportation.Sadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-5688799920293842622008-07-31T19:52:00.000-07:002008-07-31T19:52:00.000-07:00oops, I spelled that wrong. It should be couches.oops, I spelled that wrong. It should be couches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-58907125126266077672008-07-31T19:51:00.000-07:002008-07-31T19:51:00.000-07:00So, I finally got to read my masterpiece, Jaime...So, I finally got to read my masterpiece, Jaime's Baby-sitting Job. Based on the handwriting, I think I wrote it in 7th grade. I think the best part was my description of the living room: "The living room had two white coaches and a blue carpet." White coaches & a blue carpet?! Also, when I was writing what Jaime was thinking, I wrote it slanted, which I assume was supposed to Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-88370144210850481172008-07-31T16:39:00.000-07:002008-07-31T16:39:00.000-07:00Also, it took me YEARS to learn to spell Australia...Also, it took me YEARS to learn to spell Australia properly. That and butt--I refused to add the second T until, like, 7th grade.Sadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-8957187157423785302008-07-31T16:38:00.000-07:002008-07-31T16:38:00.000-07:00Bwa ha ha! Obie, I hope your newly married friends...Bwa ha ha! Obie, I hope your newly married friends did not end up living in a toilet. <BR/><BR/>I just dug around in my suitcase of blog materials (which I seriously need to unpack at some point) and found a notebook with old MASH games in it! Looks like someone was looking forward to a lifetime in a shack with Danny Wood and their pet hamster... And apparently we added in a divorce option and Sadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-47055323802242515572008-07-31T14:00:00.000-07:002008-07-31T14:00:00.000-07:00In my little corner of NJ, it was "MASHT" - "t" wa...In my little corner of NJ, it was "MASHT" - "t" was for "toilet"<BR/><BR/>How random was that? We actually played it after my friends' rehearsal dinner so that we could tell what their fortunes would be.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-21129651999383377992008-07-31T05:43:00.000-07:002008-07-31T05:43:00.000-07:00Dude ... MASH. Oh yeah! We also had one where you ...Dude ... MASH. Oh yeah! We also had one where you wrote down your full name with your crushes full name, and the vowels had a certain point value, and there was cross multiplying and simplifying... it was crazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-6576368703808082252008-07-30T20:48:00.000-07:002008-07-30T20:48:00.000-07:00OK those online MASH links are AWESOME! i totally ...OK those online MASH links are AWESOME! i totally just played and got<BR/><BR/>You will live in Shack.<BR/><BR/>You will drive a green scooter.<BR/>You will marry a homeless person and have 23 kids.<BR/><BR/>You will be a teacher in Bangkok.<BR/><BR/>um...woohoo?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-20601144426012298812008-07-30T20:37:00.000-07:002008-07-30T20:37:00.000-07:00Goddamn i love this blog! Also, as an Australian, ...Goddamn i love this blog! Also, as an Australian, i also love your excellent spelling of 'Australia' ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-71776290245888102792008-07-30T11:22:00.000-07:002008-07-30T11:22:00.000-07:00Online MASH??? Oh, hells yes:http://dollarshort.or...Online MASH??? Oh, hells yes:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://dollarshort.org/mash/" REL="nofollow">http://dollarshort.org/mash/</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php" REL="nofollow">http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.mashgame.com/mash_game/index.html" REL="nofollow">http://www.mashgame.com/mash_game/index.html</A><BR/><BR/>They're all, like, exactly Sadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-5624171163643596122008-07-30T11:14:00.000-07:002008-07-30T11:14:00.000-07:00I used to love playing MASH. I actually found an o...I used to love playing MASH. I actually found an online version a few years ago & of course I had to play it! <BR/><BR/>I love your story about the message in the bottle. I really want to know what the note said, though! Guess it wasn't important if you forgot what it said every time you left! ha<BR/><BR/>I always wished for a mansion and a pool, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-43614409194984499692008-07-30T09:41:00.000-07:002008-07-30T09:41:00.000-07:00I took MASH WAY too seriously. I probably have the...I took MASH WAY too seriously. I probably have the pages where I lucked out and ended up married to my crush stashed away somewhere because I totally believed that was my DESTINY. There was another game similar to MASH too... I forget what it was though... Rats.Marissa Duponthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11868609519981969958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-84304675022523359382008-07-30T09:16:00.000-07:002008-07-30T09:16:00.000-07:00I forgot about the garbage truck! That was totally...I forgot about the garbage truck! That was totally the worst future-vehicle!Sadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794091589222172196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-49393551346160129532008-07-30T07:24:00.000-07:002008-07-30T07:24:00.000-07:00Hey, I had to be Ross Perot in the mock “debate” f...Hey, I had to be Ross Perot in the mock “debate” for the mock elections when I was in the 5th grade! Let’s just say the girl who got Clinton squashed me. <BR/><BR/>My mother and grandmothers have the filthiest mouths on the planet, so I learned from example. When I was about 4 or 5, my mom said that I was having trouble with the television knobs and I clenched my fists and mumbled “F*CK!” BadKathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148847237113337095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-52396012948713847202008-07-30T06:16:00.000-07:002008-07-30T06:16:00.000-07:00I have no sympathy for you and your Yugo as you du...I have no sympathy for you and your Yugo as you dust me on the highway in my...garbage truck.<BR/><BR/>Man, I wanted that white stretch limo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-48368380516943943782008-07-30T05:58:00.000-07:002008-07-30T05:58:00.000-07:00I gave my friend swearing lessons in 7th grade, bu...I gave my friend swearing lessons in 7th grade, but she still wouldn't say damn without adding beaver in front of it.<BR/><BR/>Mash was a great game.<BR/><BR/>The whole Reagan thing was great. <BR/><BR/>I love this blog, because I too wrote hilariously bad stories years ago (not that long, though, I'm only 18), and one of them was about Wakefield type identical quadruplets with blonde hair and Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2397815097926128176.post-11604964757770269402008-07-30T05:51:00.000-07:002008-07-30T05:51:00.000-07:00Wow, I used to play MASH all the time when I was a...Wow, I used to play MASH all the time when I was a kid! It was the only car trip game that kept my brother and I occupied and not fighting. <BR/><BR/>We were hardcore MASH players, too -- we added a bunch of categories (like career, where in the world you would live, pet, etc.), and of the four choices for each, only ONE was a good choice. So the odds of MASH predicting a good future? Slim to Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com