- Watch movies with dirty words in them—and maybe even boobs! Or butts! Ewwww!
- See how much crap we could eat without becoming mortally ill.
- Engage in spaztastic behavior that made little to no sense. (Likely a side effect of our gargantuan consumption of high-fructose corn syrup.)
- Attempt to stay up until the wee hours. (The high-fructose corn syrup again acting as our accomplice.)
On Saturday, Katie and Jessica slept over at my house. We pigged out!
In fact, by sixth grade we would dub our sleepovers "Pig-Outs." The Sleepover Friends had nothing on us, let me tell you what. (Well, okay, they may have had a special dip, but whatever. Canned tuna and cream cheese? Bleck! I'll stick with the Little Caesar's pizza pizza, thank you very much.)
We ate Cool Ranch Doritos, M&M's, Skittles, E.L. fudge cookies, ice cream, and rootbeer floats (Not to mention the pizza we had for dinner)!
And do you guys remember E.L. Fudge cookies? They were creepily Keebler elf–shaped.
We stayed up until 4 (except me, who fell asleep at 3:45 and woke up again at 4:03) playing Truth Or Dare, Who Am I?, watching "Hairspray", putting on make-up, dancing, listening to the radio, talking, and eating, of course.
Of course! Those rootbeer floats aren't going to drink themselves, you know!
We talked on the phone, too!
This probably means one of us called a boy we liked and asked him who he liked, all the while pretending the other two girls weren't standing by with their ears pressed to the receiver.
IT WAS FUN!
P.S. We also acted stupid.
At Jessica's party we (me, Jess, Sarah H., Sarah M., Sara S., Casey, Georgia, Rachel, Sherron):
1) We waited for everyone to come
2) We played a game where Jess's mom brought in a tray (16 objects were on it) and we stared it it for 60 sec. then she took it away. We wrote down everything we remembered.
3) We ate dinner (PIZZA). My tooth became really loose.
As I'm sure you can tell, this party narrowly avoided becoming a "tradgedy."
4) We had dessert (rainbow angel food cake and chocolate marshmallow ice cream)
5) Jess opened her presents.
6) We watched HAIRSPRAY on her VCR.
If you check the dates on these entries, you'll note that we just watched Hairspray a week ago. We could not get enough of segregated dance shows in 1960s Baltimore!
7) We limboed. I cracked my hip.
"Tradgedy" almost struck once more! I would actually complain about the hip-cracking limbo incident for years to come and claim that I could never... limbo... again.
8) We took a queer picture.
9) MY MOM CAME TO PICK ME UP!
Happy Birthday, Katie
Katie's party was on Friday–Saturday. It was the best party! The people there were me, Katie (DUH!), Jessica, and Maggie. (Casey couldn't come, you know.) So first we ate. Pizza, then ice cream cake for dessert. Well, we were gonna have a séance with the OUIJA boards. (Me and Katie's) But she opened her presents. I bought her a little stuffed animal Orangutang and some dangly earrings.
So we didn't have the séance because Maggie didn't believe in the OUIJA boards.
I love how this implies that the rest of us DID believe in the OUIJA boards.
We had a ceremony. My name was BASTET. I was Nefertiti's (Jessica's) daughter. Katie was Isaida. Maggie was Tasmarina. We made up signs + countries.
I had read The Egypt Game about 8,572 times too many. Zilpha Keatley Snyder, I don't care that you're 81, you're still my girlfriend!
Then we started watching "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". It was boring so we watched "Psycho I." It was scary. Katie was cackling during the shower scene.
The reason I'm referring to Psycho as Psycho I is that the first film we watched in this "series" was Psycho III (Alfred Hitchcock is rolling over in his grave RIGHT NOW), viewed at a sleepover several months earlier.
Then we watched "Psycho II." They get scarier and grosser by the movie!
Grosser, certainly. (I'm pretty sure someone gets decapitated while ON THE TOILET in Psycho III.) But scarier? Pshaw.
We were so scared, we watched "Mary Poppins". That was funny because Maggie kept yelling, "Shut up! It's Mr. Banks! He's on T.V.!" then she pulled us around in our sleeping bags.
Maggie's love for Mr. Banks was a running joke for years. Apparently it never made any sense.
We went to sleep about 4:30 AM.
How sad is it that I could stay up later ate age 11 than I can at age 31? Pretty, pretty sad.
In the morning Maggie had to leave at 10:00 for orchestra. So me and Katie and Jessica played Hide-N-Seek. Katie's step-dad, Steve, seeked us. It was fun. Then my mom came! UGH!
I now present to you...
Sada's List of the Top 3 Most Scandalicious Sleepover Movies*:
1. Real Genius. I'll admit, it was largely scandalous because we watched it when were tender young second graders, and it contained references to things like "penis stretchers" (oh my GAWD!) and "making it." Quite frankly, I think I still have a crush on Chris Knight and his amazing T-shirt collection, which—holy awesomeness!—can be purchased here! I'm about two seconds away from ordering a pair of bunny slippers.
You're so hot, I'll overlook the fact that you're actually Val Kilmer.
Sidenote: Have you guys ever noticed how much Mitch freakishly resembles Sarah Jessica Parker?
Right? They were obviously separated at birth.3. Psycho. For at least a month afterward, I made my mom sit in the bathroom with me while I showered so that no one could slip in and stab me to death. Enough said.
2. The Exorcist. This one we watched in fourth grade and OH MY SWEET LORD. A girl roundabouts our age gets possessed by demonic forces, spins her head around like she's some sort of super creepy OWL or something, projectile vomits pretty much constantly, uses the C-WORD, and stabs herself in the girl parts with a crucifix??? I'm still not over it.
Ha ha! You can't kill me if my mom's here!
* I am not including any of the soft-core porn we watched on Skinemax during middle school. That's an entry for another time. Or, quite possibly, never.
NEXT TIME: We return to Friendship, and I take the term "character sketch" a bit too literally.